Experimentation is Natural
Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Spray-tan, anyone?

Not generally the type to emulate Hollywood trends or admire who most people consider to be in the realm of "celebrity," I found this photo JUST A BIT unsettling. I understand that all teenagers do wild and unpredictable things like dye their hair, or experiment with alcohol, drugs, and other addictive substances, like spray-tanning chemicals.

As a redhead, I am deeply disappointed in Lindsay Lohan's representation of herself. Not only is she a bad communicator (check any number of her awful soundbites on MSN) but she is also in clear denial of her complexion. YOU'RE A REDHEAD, LINDSAY, NOT A BLONDE. LIVING IN CALIFORNIA DOES NOT MAKE YOUR POORLY APPLIED FAUX TAN LOOK ANY MORE NATURAL. Redheads are pale, that's just how it goes.

Memo to Lindsay Lohan's agent: Please schedule a meeting between your client and Julianne Moore, PLEASE. Do the world (and our dear friend Lindsay) a favor. Aargh!