Pigs are flying in a cold, cold Hell
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
I have been at work since 8am. That's right, 8:00 AM, as in THE MORNING. For those of you that know me well, you can appreciate how rare an occasion this is. Once I became employed by a company that allows flex-time, I immediately shifted my hours from 10 am to 6pm because I am a night owl, and have always had trouble waking up.

Unfortunately, that schedule doesn't really work that well with my current job duties. So here I am, punching out my dutiful, daily entry and preparing my fertile mind for a day of meetings, data processing, phone calls, and little white customer service lies.

On any other [normal] weekday, I would still be sound asleep. SLEEPING, PEOPLE! Does anyone realize the gravity of this situation?!