Say it with me now, "Hi Jamie..."
I had one too many beers last night. By myself. Note for future reference: Beer is not a suitable substitute for Diet Coke.
I was really thirsty last night, inexplicably, and tried to have two big glasses of water with dinner. That didn't do it for me, so when I would normally turn to Diet Coke (of which I had none), I had a beer instead.
But I was still thirsty.
Four beers later, I was still genuinely thirsty. So I went back to water.
This morning, I woke up feeling like I'd eaten thumbtacks and bleach for dinner. Thank GOD I took two ibuprofen before going to bed, or else I'd be totally worthless today.
I had one too many beers last night. By myself. Note for future reference: Beer is not a suitable substitute for Diet Coke.
I was really thirsty last night, inexplicably, and tried to have two big glasses of water with dinner. That didn't do it for me, so when I would normally turn to Diet Coke (of which I had none), I had a beer instead.
But I was still thirsty.
Four beers later, I was still genuinely thirsty. So I went back to water.
This morning, I woke up feeling like I'd eaten thumbtacks and bleach for dinner. Thank GOD I took two ibuprofen before going to bed, or else I'd be totally worthless today.
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