Congratulations to the winner of the story challenge, JEN! Her ghetto rhyme took the proverbial cake, and quite literally, almost made me pee my pants.
The winning entry:
R. Kelly is smokin the dope
Looks at the end of his rope
Thank God he’s got tons a socks
He’s got ‘em to trade for rocks
He needs hisself afterparty Frosties
To give to his prosties
Hair’s all a ‘fro
Cause, yo, the girls ain’t comin round no mo
Anything that references R. Kelly and the words "hisself" and "mo" is a winner in my book.
Jen's SUPER DOOPER PRIZE PACKAGE includes my undying love and friendship and a box of Frango Mints from soon-to-be-another-name Marshall Field's on State Street here in Chicago. Also, a donation to Blue Horse Charities will be made in her name.
Honorable mentions go to Alfred's Mom for the unique creation of a frosty pedicure, and to KateT who managed to work in a classic lyric by Nelly.
Thank you to ALL who participated.
The winning entry:
R. Kelly is smokin the dope
Looks at the end of his rope
Thank God he’s got tons a socks
He’s got ‘em to trade for rocks
He needs hisself afterparty Frosties
To give to his prosties
Hair’s all a ‘fro
Cause, yo, the girls ain’t comin round no mo
Anything that references R. Kelly and the words "hisself" and "mo" is a winner in my book.
Jen's SUPER DOOPER PRIZE PACKAGE includes my undying love and friendship and a box of Frango Mints from soon-to-be-another-name Marshall Field's on State Street here in Chicago. Also, a donation to Blue Horse Charities will be made in her name.
Honorable mentions go to Alfred's Mom for the unique creation of a frosty pedicure, and to KateT who managed to work in a classic lyric by Nelly.
Thank you to ALL who participated.
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