Men's basketball shorts mystify me. Why are they so long? Why do hoodrats on the west side of Chicago wear them UNDERNEATH their butt cheeks? At that length, aren't they basically manpris?
Even in college, when I was able to observe these poly-lycra wonders from the other side of the court, I was confused. Why so boxy? Why so ugly? WHY SO SHINY?!
Additionally, I find that many men combine said apparel with looooong knee socks, pulled all the way up. Sometimes, the shorts overlap the socks.
WHY NOT JUST WEAR A PAIR OF PANTS?! GAH.
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