Dear Ass,
Please get in gear. You are larger than you used to be. You and Brain really aren't communicating very well. Can I recommend the services of a third-party mediator, like Metabolism? I heard she can really get things going. Maybe the three of you can work together to get me to the gym tonight.
Concernedly yours,
Jamie
P.S. I heard a rumor that Cellulite is back in town, and he's nobody's friend. Please avoid him.
Please get in gear. You are larger than you used to be. You and Brain really aren't communicating very well. Can I recommend the services of a third-party mediator, like Metabolism? I heard she can really get things going. Maybe the three of you can work together to get me to the gym tonight.
Concernedly yours,
Jamie
P.S. I heard a rumor that Cellulite is back in town, and he's nobody's friend. Please avoid him.
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