Note to Self
Monday, November 28, 2005

Next time you take a four-day weekend, remember to pack up your work laptop and take it home. Remember how you're addicted to the internet? Remember all those people in your building from whom you can pirate a wireless signal? Take the damn computer home.

It will prevent embarassing situations, like screaming with caveman-like shock and excitement, "You have the INTERNET?!" in the middle of a cocktail party at a friend's condo.