Monday, December 05, 2005
Please welcome Fluid Pudding to the stage (complete with adorable pudding pops) She is one of the funniest bloggers ever - she's that hip mom everyone wanted but never had.

I'm still not able to pull my pre-pregnancy jeans over my flabby c-sectioned stomach, and it's really starting to bring me down. Along with removing the baby, I'm afraid my doctor ripped out all of my muscles and filled my abdominal region with some sort of doughy substance. I'm pissed, yet I'm holding out hope that some morning my belly button will spit out a bunch of homemade biscuits (and strawberry preserves!) and suddenly all of my pants will fit again. Please pray for this miracle.