Reading Thursday, January 05, 2006

"Do you know a lot of curse words?" "I know a couple." "I'm not allowed to use curse words." "Bummer." "What's bummer?" "It's a bad thing." "Do you know 'shit'?" "That's a curse, isn't it?" "Not if you say 'shiitake.'" "Guess not." "Succotash my Balzac, dipshiitake."