Dumb is as Dumb Does
Tuesday, February 14, 2006
Dear Self,

WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING going into the Fannie Mae store on your lunch break?! Don't you realize what day it is? Couldn't you have craved Trinidads another day? Are you so stupid to think you could just pop in for a couple candies, then jump right back out?

Will those smooth, fabulous chocolates make up for the fact that you missed the first five minutes of a meeting? HUH?! I certainly hope so, because those candies are also your lunch thanks to that stupid detour you took.