It Ain't Easy Being Green
Friday, February 03, 2006

Dear God,

Please rectify the situation that is currently occurring in my gastrointestinal tract. Please confirm that those ham squares that were in my Whole Foods "Snackable" lunch were not spoiled. Please make sure that the queasy feeling I have in my stomach is just a harmless side effect of whatever little bug I happen to be struggling with. If it's really the ham, I'll never be able to sit through Easter supper again. Please, God, please.