Why oh Why, Sly? Friday, March 31, 2006

What I would like to know is how Sylvester Stallonebecame such a heartthrob. Doesn't anyone realize his name is Sylvester?! SYLVESTER! How can half of a 1970's America be in love with someone with that name?

Would Jude Law be who he is today if he was named Wilbur? Let's try some others on for size -- Elmer Ledger, Morty Gyllenhal, Herb Cruise. Ummm, yeah. Not so much.