The defense wishes to submit the following photos into evidence that Jamie has completely lost her mind in preparation for her real estate closing, including sleeping in the living room (near the a/c unit) and using her former bedroom as a staging area for boxes and disassembled furniture.
Jury, please be advised that Jamie's bizarre (and yet terribly organized) behavior has monumentally confused, and perhaps forever scarred, her adorable dog. As a result of being made to living amongst this cardboard confusion, he has now taken to sleeping in her sock bin. This is most probably a result of the missing pile of dirty laundry in that space that he is usually busy sleeping in.
Is all that ends well actually "well" for this offender? Will the dog ever return to his normal sleeping locations such as his bed, and (gasp!) the big bed, or is he doomed to forever reside in one of the undergarment bins which makes him look like an enormous, lop-eared rabbit? It is a mystery - much like the mystery behind why Jamie feels she needs to label the bin "socks" when it clearly contains socks. Perhaps we will never know...
Jury, please be advised that Jamie's bizarre (and yet terribly organized) behavior has monumentally confused, and perhaps forever scarred, her adorable dog. As a result of being made to living amongst this cardboard confusion, he has now taken to sleeping in her sock bin. This is most probably a result of the missing pile of dirty laundry in that space that he is usually busy sleeping in.
Is all that ends well actually "well" for this offender? Will the dog ever return to his normal sleeping locations such as his bed, and (gasp!) the big bed, or is he doomed to forever reside in one of the undergarment bins which makes him look like an enormous, lop-eared rabbit? It is a mystery - much like the mystery behind why Jamie feels she needs to label the bin "socks" when it clearly contains socks. Perhaps we will never know...
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