Time Not-so-Well Wasted
Sunday, August 27, 2006
I'm really not a regular viewer when it comes to award shows, so when I ran across the Emmys when I was flipping channels earlier...well, let's just say I didn't camp out on the couch with a bowl of popcorn.

I cannot express how irritated I was by Ryan Seacrest's RIDICULOUS red carpet interview questions, particularly the little spat he had with Leah Remini. Not only is his voice like fingernails on a lemon zester, but he over-mystic-tanned and wasn't nearly as interesting as I thought he might be. He actually told Portia DeRossi she looked "comfortable" in her Zac Posen gown. Gee, last time someone told me that I looked "comfortable," it wasn't a compliment.

What a tool.