Gag Me With A Spoon: A City Living Primer
Monday, October 09, 2006
You know what really grinds my gears?

When you get into the subway station, and it absolutely reeks of hot, fresh vomit. Not only do you then have to try NOT to gag before you get to your train, but you also have to watch where you walk - in case you step in the puddle of aforementioned vomit. AND? If you manage to avoid the area in question, it means you found it and actually had to LOOK at a big pile of regurgitated food product. It's like the universe (or some early-rising drunkard) has conspired to give you 3 ways to get sick before getting to work! Brilliant! Gag!

And that's what really grinds my gears.


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