Top Ten Reasons to Love Halloween
10. Orange and Wild Cherry StarBurst candies
9. Making fun of people who take advantage of dressing up and just wear their underwear, or something equally inappropriate, and pass themselves off as "naughty" whatevers...naughty nurse, naughty schoolgirl, ad nauseum
8. Romantic comedies are always empty at the theaters because everyone is seeing the scary movie/horror film du jour
7. Sour Lifesaver Gummies
6. Adorable little children going door-to-door in homemade costumes
5. Taking the day off of work (well, this year at least)
4. Candy Corn. Duh.
3. Pumpkins around the house!
2. Watching drunk people walk around in costume - not as cute as the children, but infinitely more entertaining
1. SNICKERS. Need I say more?
10. Orange and Wild Cherry StarBurst candies
9. Making fun of people who take advantage of dressing up and just wear their underwear, or something equally inappropriate, and pass themselves off as "naughty" whatevers...naughty nurse, naughty schoolgirl, ad nauseum
8. Romantic comedies are always empty at the theaters because everyone is seeing the scary movie/horror film du jour
7. Sour Lifesaver Gummies
6. Adorable little children going door-to-door in homemade costumes
5. Taking the day off of work (well, this year at least)
4. Candy Corn. Duh.
3. Pumpkins around the house!
2. Watching drunk people walk around in costume - not as cute as the children, but infinitely more entertaining
1. SNICKERS. Need I say more?
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