Friday, October 27, 2006
Dear Guy who was Walking along the Underpass near Financial & Wells last night at 5:30pm:

I had no idea there was a huge puddle of water along the curb between my car and your pedestrian self. The rain was pouring down, and there are approximately 2 streetlights in that section of the neighborhood. Had I seen the puddle, I never would have driven through at 35 mph. That 10-foot wall of water that I sent crashing into and over you was totally inadvertant. I feel genuinely bad about that, I do.

On the other hand, who the hell walks around in the pouring rain? Hopefully you were soaked already.

Yours truly,