Breaking Update
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Welcome to my cube - here I am, in all of my flourescently-lit glory. I got this straight hair in less than 10 minutes, people. LESS THAN 10! Does anyone know how to PhotoShop some lipstick onto my pale, pale face.

Anyone? Bueller?

P.S. No, that is not chest hair. Those are freckles. This sun damage is brought to you by multiple years of band camp and summer dance rehearsals! Enjoy.

P.P.S. Does this mean I have to start wearing earrings?

P.P.P.S. Where did my eyebrows go?