If Ever a Wiz There Was: A Lesson in Dishing It Out & Taking It In Return Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Overheard on the red line this morning:

Man: Would you stop singing that damn song?!

Woman: I love that musical - shut up.

Man: (grunts in irritation)

Woman: (singing) If I only had a braaaaaiiinnnn, (pauses, thinks, looks at man and speaks with a wry smile), If you only had a big dick...

Man: Oh, hardee har har, you think you're funny?

Woman: (laughs uncontrollably)

Man: If you only had a heart, and a cute face, and a tight AAASSSSSSSSS

Woman: Ok, this isn't funny anymore.