Take that, you belligerent Panini!
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Mostly, I find spam emails annoying. But those select few that make it past the company firewall and into my inbox are usually pretty entertaining.

Yesterday, I received a notice that an incoming email had been quarantined - a sure sign of spam, or of one of my good friends using too much profanity in a message to me. I went in to whitelist or delete it, and just started giggling. The subject line was "irreconcilable sandwich."

In my mind's eye, I picture a cartoon bologna sandwich standing on two little legs, hands on hips, and sporting an angrily furrowed brow. You know, an irreconcilable sandwich.