O Nelly
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
Thanks a lot, Oprah. It's not bad enough that you have this ridiculous "favorite things" episode every year, telling your viewers to love only things like $50 bars of soap, and $4,000 refrigerators...but now? Now, you've officially hit below the belt.

How DARE you tell the world about my favorite gelato?! Now I'll never be able to find it anywhere, especially in Chicago.

Low blow, Oprah. Not cool at all.