Aimless Categorizing
Monday, March 31, 2008
Single V. Married: Round I

Winner: Married
Because when you're married (I imagine), you at least can force your significant other to help fold the flat sheets in your linens. Because DAMMIT, my arms are just. not. long. enough.

Add it to the List: Jamie's Pet Peeves

There are hundreds of thousands of engineers in the world. Why hasn't somebody figured out a way to prevent the fitted sheet from turning into a big, gaping 600-count maw that eats all the other sheets, crushes them into wet, wrinkly balls and then devours them for the rest of the drying time with its nasty, elasticized mouth?! Why?!


Sounds like SOMEBODY did one too many loads of laundry tonight.