I must have wronged someone recently, because over the course of the day, I
- slipped in fresh pigeon poop, lost my balance, and almost dropped my handbag into a fountain while trying to regain my equilibrium
- experienced unexplained, SHOCKINGLY AWFUL knee pain - like the kind of pain that momentarily takes your breath away
- fell walking up an escalator, denting my right shin (seriously, there's a dent. you can see it sometime)
- almost broke the shower door
- chipped my favorite coffee mug
- noticed THREE new granny hairs on my chin (all of them jet black - someone please explain this to me)
If you need me, I'll be over in the corner - hastily praying to whatever Gods that I angered. Maybe it's because I didn't wash my hair this morning?
Here's hoping that tomorrow will be better.
- slipped in fresh pigeon poop, lost my balance, and almost dropped my handbag into a fountain while trying to regain my equilibrium
- experienced unexplained, SHOCKINGLY AWFUL knee pain - like the kind of pain that momentarily takes your breath away
- fell walking up an escalator, denting my right shin (seriously, there's a dent. you can see it sometime)
- almost broke the shower door
- chipped my favorite coffee mug
- noticed THREE new granny hairs on my chin (all of them jet black - someone please explain this to me)
If you need me, I'll be over in the corner - hastily praying to whatever Gods that I angered. Maybe it's because I didn't wash my hair this morning?
Here's hoping that tomorrow will be better.
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