Throbbing Pain, With a Side of STABBY
Monday, July 13, 2009
Oh, what to do, what to do. Went to the dentist this morning, feeling right as can be, only to leave with a dull face ache courtesy of one very aggressive hygienist and her godforsaken plaque pick. Sure I have really clean, polished teeth NOW - but I was happier before! Before that feeling - YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT FEELS LIKE FORKS JABBING ME IN MY JAW. Yeah, THAT ONE.

The only solution to this fiasco is fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, a couple doses of Motrin, and a very large, fountain Diet Coke.

Actually that is my solution to a lot of unpleasant events in life. Hmm.