- Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, my feet hurt.
- Why do women think Brighton handbags are attractive? I don't get the appeal.
- OMFG, I am so far away from the finish line! Why does the skyline look SO SMALL?! I am completely deflated.
- Wow, my hands are really swollen. Ick.
- I wonder if anyone will notice that I didn't shave my legs this morning.
- I really should sing the praises of this bra to the internet.
- A cocktail had better be in my relatively near future, or heads will roll.
- Maybe I should buy a mega millions ticket today.
- If ONE MORE power walker passes me, I swear to God...
- Homeless dogs and cats, homeless dogs and cats, remember why you're doing this, you whiny s.o.b.
- Is that water station real, or just a mirage?
- These bands are annoying.
- HOLY CHRISTMAS, MY HIPS HURT. MAKE IT STOP.
- I think I'll call Kate to complain.
- Maybe I'll look thinner at the end of this thing.
- Why do women think Brighton handbags are attractive? I don't get the appeal.
- OMFG, I am so far away from the finish line! Why does the skyline look SO SMALL?! I am completely deflated.
- Wow, my hands are really swollen. Ick.
- I wonder if anyone will notice that I didn't shave my legs this morning.
- I really should sing the praises of this bra to the internet.
- A cocktail had better be in my relatively near future, or heads will roll.
- Maybe I should buy a mega millions ticket today.
- If ONE MORE power walker passes me, I swear to God...
- Homeless dogs and cats, homeless dogs and cats, remember why you're doing this, you whiny s.o.b.
- Is that water station real, or just a mirage?
- These bands are annoying.
- HOLY CHRISTMAS, MY HIPS HURT. MAKE IT STOP.
- I think I'll call Kate to complain.
- Maybe I'll look thinner at the end of this thing.
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