Things I Don't Understand Monday, June 14, 2010

1. Herve Leger bandage dresses

2. why people like martinis - they taste like hairspray

3. people with denim shorts cut so short the pockets are visible/hanging down

4. security personnel on Segways

5. Federal tax code(s)

6. the appeal of David Letterman

7. why I can never seem to find re-runs of Roseanne on TV anymore

8. the official rules of tennis

9. people who think tea is a suitable substitute for coffee

10. anything written by Umberto Eco